6 SPLASH N DASH CAR WASH TOKENS IOWA (OBSOLETE, RETIRED) (#az1)

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Our Story:
(Did you know that no one ever reads past this point? It?s true, people see what they want and buy it and they go about their business. But you?re still reading so, here is the TRUE story of the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post (no longer a division of Globutron, Inc))
?it all started with a stolen spaceship, travel to the Kuiper belt, Squid People meat, and Impossible Burger. It ended with Clarence?s death, Lucky?s break with reality and Bookmanjosh?s former professional volleyball champion live-in girlfriend leaving in a rented spaceship with extra head room?
Well, you know that they say, don?t you? They say, ?How did you get so many tokens?? And, ?Do you think it might be possible that you are suffering from delusions?? But come on, everyone knows that?s something a Lizard Person would ask. Delusional? No. Nope. You want to know
how
I know it isn?t a delusion? Well, let me ask you this: would the computer I made out of string and nails be able to make a forcefield if I
wasn?t
a time traveler?
Exactly. Are we really traveling back in time to get these tokens? Maybe. Have all the blinking lights and arcade machines making their sounds got to me and have they made me begin to lose my mind?!?!! Well, what?s it matter when the Lizard People take over and we all figure out why those weird e-scooters are everywhere? Did you know they make a crying alarm sound when you get out out of your car and push them over onto the sidewalk? Yep, almost like a person does when you get out of your car and push
them
pover. Would I do that? Probably not.
I may have over-shared here, but it?s not going to matter after we?re all forced to take on Lizard People names and start breeding giant flies for them. However, do yu want to know the best way to cope with the upcoming amphibian war? The best thing you can do for you, your family, friends and your country is to buy arcade and other vintage tokens, from me, right now. When the great Lizardarian army takes control of Fort Knox, what do you think we?re going to use for currency? Bottle caps? No, I don?t think so. It?s all going to be a token-based economy from here on out.
So, start collecting. Start buying and selling your own. Let?s stretch out this empire of token sales like a knee-high sock on a very, very tall female volleyball player. If we can focus on tokens and invest now, it will all be champagne, adventure and a rich life in the human camps the Lizard People are designing for us right now?
WHAT YOU SEE IN THE PICTURES IS WHAT YOU WILL RECEIVE IN THE MAIL. THIS IS OUR GUARANTEE.
There will never be a time when you will find prices this low on so many vintage tokens.
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We sincerely value and appreciate our customers who know we have the lowest prices. What you see in the pictures is what you will receive in the mail. We don?t clean or polish any items, we just list them as fast as we can, just the way we found them.
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Thanks for shopping at the Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post.
Sincerely,
Bookmanjosh
Owner: Intergalactic Mayhem Trading Post